Hello. Let me re-introduce myself. My name is Greg Simms Jr. Who am I, and why should you care? I’m a single man. And just not any single man. I’m a strip club going, Ladies Night at the bar knowing, too many Lisa’s in my phone list having single man.

In other words, a man you should listen to.

Since I have your attention, I have to talk about something that’s disappointed me over the last few months. Really longer than that. But my irritation has reached a fever pitch recently. Women…especially single women, you have fallen off. Slacked. Been slippin’ on your pimpin’. Single women, if you were Major League Baseball players, you’d be sent to the minors. If single women (and a few attached ones) were “American Idol” contestants, they wouldn’t have made it to Hollywood.

Single women have let the “pain merchants” (Tyler Perry, a number of women’s magazines), and lame men destroy their confidence. There are women who feel ugly because they aren’t a certain weight, or height. If they don’t have a family by a certain age, they feel they’ve failed. I know a few women with houses and cars…and because they are single, the see themselves as failures.

Simply put, women have forgotten who they are.

Do you know what a woman is? A woman is the reason why a guy buys a Benz or a BMW. A woman is the reason why guys go to college and get 4 year degrees and get “good” jobs. A woman is the reason why men go to gyms, shave, groom, tan, and shop.

A woman is the reason I shave my head , buy Old Spice bodywash and watch what I eat.

Women ROCK men’s worlds.

Women need to remember that fact. At times, it’s almost like women forgot that their curves, and other “lady parts” are blessings. Ladies, did you know that when you shake “what your mama gave you”, whether it’s in a bar, or the DMV, that men are entranced by you? Did you know that even the smallest flirtation with the right guy can alter the outcome of many situations?

Listen to me. No matter how crappy your boyfriend may be, no matter how many times you’ve been lead to believe you aren’t “all that” (sooo 1990’s, but go along with me)…you are. You are Mae West, Marilyn Monroe, Pam Grier, Eartha Kitt, and Cleopatra.

Lady…you are hot.